INT. WAITING ROOM - DAY

                    MALE1
          Sure I would.

                    MALE2
          Oh yeah? Why the interest in your
          own genome?

                    MALE1
          Dude. Man. I watch day time
          television. I know what happens in
          all those movies when they make out
          and suddenly someones their cousins
          cousin or sibling twice removed or
          Whatever else it is there is out
          there.

                    MALE2
          Your.. eh little paranoid aren't
          ya.

                    MALE1
          No way, I want my DNA completely
          sequenced. And I want all romantic
          interests verifiability on the
          other side of the gene pool.

                    MALE2
          No swim'in in the swallow end, eh?

                    MALE1
          Damn Straight.

                    MALE2
          You know the odds of something like
          that happening in real life?

                    MALE1
          I don't care bout no odds! It's too
          much of a risk! I don't want to
          wake up the next morning after
          having spent the greatest night of
          my life only to find that meeting
          her parents is really meeting my
          parents all over again.

                    MALE2
               (eye brows raised)
          .... I think I'm gonna go now.

Starts to get up.

                    MALE1
          I know what your thinkin.

Pauses.

                    MALE2
          Oh you do do you?

                    MALE1
          Your thinkin, why did I wait this
          before signin up for that wonderful
          gene sequencery project.

                    MALE2
          ...Yeah.. That must be it. Your a
          physic.

                    MALE1
          Psychics! Now there's another
          problem... You see I came up with
          this...

                    MALE2
          You know. Um. It's been fun. Great.
          And all but I really better get
          moving here.

                    MALE1
          Oh you got no place to go. You just
          like making people think you do.
          Now come back here and give me a
          blood sample.

What is a
First Cousin, Twice Removed? Nice Chart.