INT. AIRPLANE

007 a dashing AGENT in a suit finds a tape device and
presses play. The VOICE informs him of the mission.

                    VOICE
          Agent 007 the mission should you
          choose to accept it is to save the
          prime minister of Macadoon. This
          mission will require many trips up and
          down steep hills, expedient car
          chases narrow escapes and of course disarming
          a bomb that has only 2 kinds of
          colored wire.

                    007
          No.

                    VOICE
          Bravo Agent.. huh? wait. Did you
          just say..

                    007
          Nope. I'm not doing it.

Picks up a piece of reading material flips through it comfortably.

                    VOICE
          But, you always. I mean. You.

                    007
          I don't feel like it.

                    VOICE
               (to off mic)
          Can he do that?

muffled voice responds.

Flips page.

                    VOICE
          What if we throw in a yacht? And
          thanks giving off?

                    007
          Nope. I just don't feel like
          risking my life this time. Get someone
          else.

                    VOICE
          But there's no one else!

                    007
          I don't know get 006.

                    VOICE
          Agent 006 is attending his daughter's
          flute recital.

                    007
          Get someone cause I ain't doin it.

                    VOICE
          Wha Welp Fine.  Maybe we don't need
          your expert services.

                    007
          Goodbye.

Presses self destruct. "This device will self destruct in 5 seconds"

                    VOICE
          Hey. HEY did you just press the
          self destruction On me! Oh no you
          didn't.. you.

Static.

Crosses legs and flips page.

INT. INTERVIEW ROOM

                    BACKUP_AGENT
          Yeah, I feel we fill an important
          role. You know sometimes these guys
          these 00's can't or aren't up to
          the task. That's when we go in. Sure
          we're not always the best. Sure we
          can't disarm all the bombs or get
          the prettiest girls. But I like to
          think we play a vital part in the
          agency. We're the back up guys and
          behind every 00 there are at least
          15 back up agents ready to go.

END