Pet Store Drive Through

Pulls up.

                    CLERK
          Hi, welcome to Pet-Through. How may
          I take your order?

                    GUY
          Yeah, um Hi I'd like uh 2 small
          squirrels a rabbit and one guinea
          pig please.

                    CLERK
          I'm sorry sir we're all out of
          rabbits.

                    GUY
          Oh, really? I.. Oh ummmm ahhhhh
          ghez my nephew really wanted a
          rabbit.

                    CLERK
          I'm sorry sir.

                    GUY
          No, that's no problem.. then could
          you get me... ah umm yeah I'll take
          2 hamsters and a mongoose then.

                    CLERK
          Alright that's 2 small squirrels, 2
          hamsters, one guinea pig and one
          large mongoose. Will that be all
          sir?

                    GUY
          Um, do you still have those plastic
          balls you put hamsters in?

                    CLERK
          Sorry sir, that was a Christmas
          sale only.

                    GUY
          Oh. Well okay then that's all.

                    CLERK
          Would you like pet chow with that?

                    GUY
          Why yes please.

                    CLERK
          Alright sir I'll have your total at
          the second window.

                    GUY
          Thanks.