INT. JACOBS APARTMENT - DAY ROB, the somewhat average college male brusts into JACOBS apartment. ROB Oh my god. Oh my god. JACOB comes out to the front room to see who has just barged into his domain. JACOB The heck Rob! I could have had a girl in here. Rob just looks for a minute. ROB There are more important things going on Jake. Like things that exist. JACOB Get out. ROB There's no place to go. JACOB You've got your apartment. So ge.. ROB Not that. I got no where! don't you understand! JACOB The heck are you yapping about? ROB It's that Mexican place. JACOB Rios? ROB No. Enrique's JACOB Oh, so.. ROB I'm out. They kicked me out! I'm a wreak. I'm shaking. I can't see clearly. JACOB Your sober. ROB Jake, this is it. There is no more. JACOB What are you so worked up over man you've gotten thrown out of places before. ... many times. ROB sets down heavily on the couch. ROB It's over man. Face in hands. JACOB What? What is? ROB No more food. JACOB ...¬† you don't like Mexican that much. ... Rob just sits and stares off into the distance. JACOB Wait a minute. ... Are you saying... this is... ROB I'm going to Starve! JACOB Your not going to starve. There's that Italian place. ROB Not since last week when I went out with the manager's daughter. JACOB There's that pizza place. ROB Nope. JACOB The Deli? ROB East or West? JACOB East. ROB No. JACOB West. ROB Nope. JACOB What about Clack in the Jacks? ROB Please, I haven't been able to go back there since freshmen year and that football team incident. JACOB ... that was pretty bad... I was amazed that you stayed in the town. ROB Gah. Don't remind me. JACOB Chinese ROB (stares) ... JACOB No Chinese? There are like 5 of those in this town! ROB Yeah and did you know all of them had new 24 hour surveillance systems installed... JACOB The hell did you do Rob! ROB I can't help it. I can't help that I can never understand the waiters. I can't help the fact my sound system got stuck on max. I can't help the fact my girlfriend smelled so strongly of cheese. JACOB Well there's always the grocery store. ROB There... was the grocery store. JACOB Not even... th... my god man. The silence holds for a moment. JACOB You 'are' going to starve. ROB That's why you have to help me man. JACOB You know this explains a lot. I was wondering why you were always getting Mexican. You don't even like Mexican. ROB Yeah! Well it was food at least. JACOB I can't believe this. I mean, I knew you got kicked out of a lot of places.. but I never thought it would come to this. ROB I'm doomed. JACOB That. Or you open your own restaurant. ROB My own what-what? JACOB Your own restaurant. ROB I can't open a restaurant. I'd get kicked out. JACOB Out of your own restaurant? That's crazy. ROB Hey man, I don't know if you've noticed but the whole dining industry has it out for me. JACOB But it's your... ROB I don't know. It would just happen I'm sure of it.