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Ah, IE 6 so we meet again?

IE 6 aka Internet Explorer 6 may in fact
be... the devil.
Well at least if you go by the number of headaches it has
caused web developers over the years. My job now consists of taming
the wild beast. And unlike antibiotics.. there is no magic bullet
to kill this beast.

In short it was time to take a small break from the
debugging work... and write a script...

    WEBSITE
Oh... Don't take it that way...

    IE6
  (sniffle)
I just don't see why I can't view you the way you
were suppose to be.

     WEBSITE
No.. it's not you.. It's me. I just wasn't meant to fit
into an IE6 world.

     IE6
No... Say it ain't so.... You...
You no longer support me?

     WEBSITE
I'm sorry. I just can't spend the extra hours making sure
you have what you need anymore.

     IE6
But I can change!

      WEBSITE
No. Don't try to stop me. WE both know that your... obsolete.

     IE6
  (gasp)
Don't.. D.. Don't say that.

     WEBSITE
But it's true. And we both know it.

     IE6
I can't belive this? All that time together pouring over
those CSS hacks. I thought that meant something to you!

     WEBSITE
Well, if you would just get off your ass and follow the standards.

     IE6
I told you. I can't
And besides you knew I was the rouge independent type the day you
met me. 

     WEBSITE
Standards! It's not that hard to ask for a working block model!

     IE6
Baby, I just don't go that way.

     WEBSITE
Well here' s a tip...
FRIEND a W3C site validator!

     IE6
Fine! I don't need to be viewed by you and your.. users anymore!
See if I care!

     WEBSITE
(404 Error)

     IE6
oh.. OH! That's it.
Not even a browser redirect?? I see how it IS!

Notes

Tech Humor I see a lot of it coming.
And here the links should help you get the gags. ;) Course its more
aimed at those whom know what the terms already are. ;)

Later, I'll edit it to for the line "Read my doctype! HTML STRICT!"
or don't be so HTML strict.

(404 Error) .. like slamming the door.

WEBSITE: It's not me, it's your browser!

No Star Trek on the Space Station

Hey What's next.. Hallmark Day?

Alas poor math book, I knew you well.

Ah. IE6... so we meet again.

One of my favorites (Except for the mom part)

How many of these have you seen?
Internet People

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